//Gonna get to replies soon, finally. Yay~.

//Muse still low. Hope it will come back soon. Apologies to everyone I owe replies to. 🥺😔

//Still low on muse. I’m sorry! But hopefully I’ll be back soon! 🥺

"Mark your territory by crying on things."

"Nah bro, you live in a society, I live in a homoerotic Victorian romance novel."

"Cause of death, dying."

"I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me."

"If I get shot, do I own the bullet? Can I keep it?"

"Sometimes I remember I exist, and I’m just like…fuck."

"33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter."

"I hate it when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live."

"I’ve moved past having a depressive episode. I’m actually having a depressive series, season eight available now."

"Apparently impostor syndrome is a common problem, people have to worry about being put in an airlock and ejected into space. That’s just a everyday thing here."

"Hold on, I’ll be right there, just gotta find my arm."

"What’s wrong with me? What isn’t?"

"I’m here if you need moron support. It’s like moral support but stupid."

"Okay, first of all, I didn’t ‘miss the red flags’, I looked at them and thought, 'yeah, that’s sexy'."

"Google, please stop showing me sex ads! I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror!"

"I hate when people ask me what I’m into, that’s too vague. Do I answer with a tv series, or choking?"

"My gender is 'pretty boy'."