It’s become quite clear that no matter how old I get I’m never going to stop pretending I have Force powers to open automatic doors...

Just saw Army of the Dead and if you want a plot summary, basically, Batista walks for miles through a pit of danger

Him at 9:30pm: I’m tired. I’m heading up to bed. Me at 10pm baking cupcakes for tomorrow: Him at 10:01pm:

This is Po. He just barked for the first time. It immediately sent him into an existential crisis. 13/10 (IG: readyset_po)

Me whenever @Jennifer98H tries to touch me

me checking to see if everyone vibin w the song i just put on

Every feud............over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.

Absolutely adore how furious Pickford is every single time he’s forced to make a save

“Have you been in an accident at work that wasn’t your fault?”

I really truly hope everyone stays safe out there tonight ❤

You win together. You lose together. That's sport. The racist abuse aimed at Saka, Sancho, and Rashford is disgusting and has no part in any society

There is NOTHING in gaming like the Halo music. NOTHING.

Wow, this is really great.