“UberFacts: Dolphin intercourse only lasts 10 seconds.” Kris Williams you must be a dolphin pal haha

Rolf Harris #RolfHarris #RolfHarrisVerdict

TRANSFERS: adam farrington joins us. Whilst Ollie Edwards and Chris Jones re-sign for Carno. #upthehill

gareth edmunds 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 adam farrington #manpoints RT

TRANSFER NEWS: We would like to announce the signing of Luke Williams. Just waiting for international clearance to be approved. #welcome

“Josh Taylor: If Everton signed lukaku and hernandez I will literally run bollock naked round caersws” Everton #pleasemakeithappen.

“Abbie Barrett: adam farrington are you jel? #syrup #pancakes #dreamy 😍😍 ” Very jel, looks awesome, you make them?

Van Gaal must go #vangaalmustgo #ManUtdvsSwansea

A female rat can mate as many as 500 times with various males during a six-hour period.

“Abbie Barrett: Kris Williams can you stop talking about our 'once upon a time wedding day' to my mother. Shes having a heart attack.”haha

RESULT: Reserves had a great 3-1 away Sennybridge. Hatrick from adam farrington 4 wins out of 4 for the reserves. #upthehill #cudsarmy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY: To our midfielder Scott Williams who turns 25 today. #upthehill

Feeling the effects of last nights swilling with Carno FC and @boyciefatman

Carno FC I think we had a beer last night #boiceyfatman

RESULT: Reserves win 6-1 away at Brecon. Hatrick from Andy Evans brace from adam farrington and single from @tricky99999 #upthehill

Check out this iPhone/iPad game I'm playing called Soccer Agent #socceragentgame socceragentgame.com