Come on BBC Radio 6 Music @shaunwkeaveny Steve Lamacq Marc Riley ⚽️🍺🐳 maryannehobbs Why aren't you playing this band? Fast, frenetic, anthemic modern punk with an old school feel, whats not to like? Give them a chance! BAD NERVES - PALACE youtu.be/0ggWQpRcBIY via YouTube

In hysterics watching The Hundred on BBC2. Please tell me the person blocking the “O” in “Counts” behind the presenters left shoulder is doing it deliberately! #TheHundred2021

Ok so as much as I’m looking forward to having a new kitchen I wish to put it on record that I am officially sick to death of washing the dishes in the bathroom sink! Wonder if it would be easier to do them at the same time as I have a bath?…

I get a £2 voucher for Ariel from @PGUK, go to Tesco and it doesn't work! I contact customer service & am told to try other retailers and possibly ring round to check if the voucher will work? Really? for a £2 voucher? Come on P&G get real! it cost more than £2 to get there!

@KickOnRach Treehouse Online I'm still sniggering about it even now!

@KickOnRach @bblyt British Eventing I have pictures of said picnic! Was very jealous!

Jumbo leads the way in the 2015 BE Sire Rankings goo.gl/kA4jQ6 (Pictured: The Jumbo sired Avebury)

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even. I'm so sorry.

Any non Irish friends who mention St Patrick's day will get a slap!

Just farted and scared the cat.. I AM THE MASTER!!!!

Delighted to see these entries on BDWP today, welcome back!

I think The ferocity of my garlic Breath today could be considered a super power!(Puts pants on over jeans & writes a "G" in biro on tshirt)

Is it just me or are the Stella McCartney Team GB outfits a bit shit?

I'm sure I'm miss reading my judges comments. 😂 she couldn't have meant that,surely not!😄

Can't believe how much better it is having music during the dressage at Bramham thank you #ERMeventing may this become the norm!

Well I've seen some strange horse names over the years but this one takes the biscuit!

Morally, would it be wrong to use a recently deceased neighbours wheelie bin for your extra Christmas rubbish? Just asking for a friend......