if you need to drive 260 miles to find the nearest person willing to help keep you alive you should start considering the possibility you might be a bit of a cunt

The whole country needs to stop right now and listen to Killer Mike. He’s verbalizing what a lot of us don’t know how to express

I wonder how many retweets I can get? #BlockKatieHopkins ⛔️

Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: 0mg

This lady had this post removed so here it is peeps please share

#win #cluboftheweek 🎉 To win a 4 ball at Royal Dornoch, voted Scotland's Best Golf Course: ⛳️LIKE and RT this tweet ⛳️FOLLOW us on Twitter talkgolfscotland.co.uk/clubs-of-the-w… Listen to us talk about Royal Dornoch in our latest podcast episode (Ep121)

#win 🎉 For your chance to win a 4 ball Robert H. McDonald Spey Vally in Aviemore, voted the ‘Most Picturesque course in the UK’ and truly one of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿’s best courses.. ⛳️RT this tweet ⛳️Leave a comment below Listen to Episode 124 of our Podcast to hear us talk about Spey Valley... Good Luck

Tomorrow’s L’Équipe: “God is dead.”

#WIN a Mark Alexander print in our last comp of 2020. Mark Alexander is one of the Worlds best golf photographers and our winner will receive a tubed print of his #1 photo of the year. To enter; ⛳️RT this post ⛳️Follow us & Mark on Twitter ⛳️Comment below with your fav image

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A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

Please watch and share our appeal on Missing Persons Day youtu.be/ckkfu7VWmMY #letsfindlisa #charlotteslaw #themissingissue

Wordle 245 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 First ever attempt at this… not bad

Round at Ladybank GC tonight. Weather from all four seasons tonight - snow flurries to glorious sunshine. Course in superb condition as always @ Ladybank, Fife instagram.com/p/CbvlIH4ACk6/…

A devastating day for suntan lotion producers everywhere as they realise that 20,000 ginger pale Scots won’t be in Qatar in November 😢

The NHS crisis is 13 years in the making #SocialistSunday

Sadly King Charles just fell at Becher’s Brook and has had to be destroyed. #Coronation

This Robin Williams thread will brighten up your day 🧵 1. His improvised scene in Good Will Hunting made the cameraman laugh so hard the camera started shaking. Matt Damon's reaction is authentic.

So, this afternoon I got home to find a lovely letter from NORTHERN 🚆 telling me about how they wanted to prosecute me for using the below ticket to travel on the specified route at a peak time. I paid £1.90 less than the fare they say I should have paid. A thread 🧵

⛳ Golfing Giveaway ⛳ To celebrate our new podcast Keep it in the Short Stuff Podcast, coming March 2025... We have our first FREE Giveaway of the season! Win a round of golf for you and a friend at Auchterarder Golf Club. To enter : 🖱️ follow us on X 🔄 repost this tweet 💬 Tag who you'd take