How many more hits can the Hyperliquid HLP vault take? After the exploit a month ago you’d think this ponzi would’ve patched the holes by now💁‍♂️

Basis trade, but make it sexy

Tokenomics is just astrology for VCs

Farming airdrop points for 3 months to earn $8 Have you said thank you yet?

Bringing depth to DeFi. 🤝 Veda Lombard

A protocol treasury hit me with: “Yo, can Derive get me 15% on BTC with ZERO RISK?”. Bro, I’m BD, not a Narnia tour guide.

Appropriate times to say stagfurallah: - when bro never attends mosque - when habibti looking bad😏 - when Dubai traffic takes 1 hour to go 2km - when bro offers you non-halal pork - when your bags are down 70% - when your bags are up 70% - when bro offers you drugs

Guy who spends 15 hours a day reading tokenomics but can’t read a room

🚨 ETH perps on Derive are trading at a - 285% annualized funding rate and a $5.82 discount (reference Binance). This is one of the most extreme dislocations we’ve seen. Why it’s happening — and how to arb it 🧵

SIP-415 + DIP = RIP We friendzoned each other before governance could. Derive remains terminally on track. Governance paused, momentum not.

bro said “I’m early” you’re 37

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Deribit. NYSE. Derive. Top 3 for crypto options. But only one’s not centralised. Only one’s composable. Only one’s onchain. bankless.com/read/your-opti…

Got stranded in Cannes after ETHCC. Crypto really is about suffering. Pool was aggressively lukewarm.

middle eastern guys always overflex their job “i work in digital banking infrastructure for the future of finance” bro just say you rotate BONK to DOGE with 100x leverage on your phone (i’m middle eastern. this is me)

Hinge and it’s completely different but also still hinge