I hate myself and think I’m bad at everything I do and yet I approach everything I do with the immediate assumption that I’m the best at it. am I broken is this what broken is

cheshire cat: we're all mad here me: at me???

ナゾノクサだらけ

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MAN!!!!!

Why is Twitter so insistent I follow dab garfield

When my ex Emily had to re-home Foster and Penny I made it my life's mission to make sure they went with Julie because I knew she would give them the best life ever. Foster was weird and that's why he was perfect.

help me settle something: is a popsicle a drink sometimes

When you get bored in Oblivion

We used to “correct” kids who were left-handed - through violence, shame or “guidance” on how to be right handed. And so there seemed to be very few left handers. Then we stopped, & with no shaming there was a seemingly rapid rise. Then a plateau. This is a tweet about trans kids

random name generation at its finest

my mom yelled at me after she made me explain my old twitter name it was "Big Bird's Hypothetical Cloaca"

why did elon mush buy twitter its free on the app store

Live feed from the BBC: Charles and William begin their Trial by Stone

You must take the Amulet to Jauffre at Weynon Priory! Prince Charles must not have it!

Salmond Run is a group psychology study

It’s rare that you get to see loud and proud LGBTQ+ figures from older generations earn the visibility that Leslie Jordan did, especially after AIDS stole so many from our community too soon. His unapologetic sparkle lit the way for so many queer kids to find and love themselves.

been thinking about this all day #PokemonScarletViolet #Greavard

One of these dogs is a chemical weapon and I'm gonna sue whoever sent them to daycare with farts that smell like someone microwaved a pickle.

Pokémon Stadium coming to Switch has solved all of my problems and fixed everything I was ever sad about