I've been off twitter for a while. But sensing a trend that people are coming together, I'm back to do the necessary but thankless job of dividing the wheat from the chaff.

@LT_LilyH Thou shalt not covet.

@LT_LilyH Christina LT I don't know what church you attended, but it's certainly not Roman Catholic with hosts like that.

If you happen to feel any guilt today, it's probably because you're guilty.

It's Friday. Time for a bath and the original manuscripts for the Council of Trent #perfectselfdate

Fr. Robert Barron has high praise for #MediaApostle! MediaApostle.com/watch Watch online today! ow.ly/i/aDMAB

Someone sent me this photo of kid imitating me. Hey kid, spend your time imitating Jesus instead. #abrasiveabner

@LT_LilyH Life Teen Phone number please.

@LT_LilyH Life Teen this has been a saddle-goose of an exchange (unless you're playing a game).

We must have stricter standards for male modesty than this awful video by Life Teen. youtube.com/watch?v=nlDD4a…

It is no coincidence that the feast day of my birth, and he birthday of the Church are both today. Well-wishes are appropriate.

Found this pic of @LT_ryanoconnell and the gorgeous Amy O'Connell. This clown can't handle a real woman. #dumphimamy

My 7 yr old: "Daddy, how many are protesting abortion here?" Me: "Count everyone you see...then add at least 50 million unborn more."

On set for the latest Life Teen film shoot with the one and only Abrasive Abner

Before you sin, think of this face.

If you have a non-serious question about the faith, ask Abrasive Abner! See his catechetical prowess: m.youtube.com/watch?v=FMLYBv…

Unless you podcast is simply reading the Catechism, I will not be listening or taking notes. x.com/TheBuckstars/s…

Abrasive Abner has some rather... "interesting" advice for Lent. ltgo.co/1QEF0J9

Some magoo keeps following me around with a camera. Joke's on him because all I'm doing is defending the Church. youtube.com/watch?v=MDZA1C…

Thank you Mark Hart. I will keep my eye out for this man in a veil making low frequency bird noises in my vicinity @LT_jstepanek