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takes a bit too long to roll his eyes and look away.

to what?

HUH? why would i ever w-wanna do that?

shit. immediately walking forward, like he can't control his feet. maintaining the distance to avoid getting wet. he's doing his best to avoid looking down. "so.. uhm."

why not the right one?

and why would ya choose the left one?

aaand smack! his hand harshly spanks his wet asscheek. the right one, though.

"my bad." spanking again, now on the left side.

i had to take my shot, or somethin' like that ya said,

looking down. it is, in fact, on his cheek. brief squeeze and then immediately retrieving it into his pocket.

/with ya/ makes it sound way more intimate than it is.

😶

from what.

ya piece of— starting to undress.

right. of course.

are they..?

he's just thinking of his naked chest at this point. wh— the what?

i wish i could.

happy pride month to those (not me) who celebrate (again, i don't)