Last spring I set out to gather the colors left behind by the setting sun. What could go wrong? Brand new storytelling vlog, based on an incident that occurred during my recent walking tour :) abnerserd.com/blog/2022/08/2…

You can't spin a yarn about the greatest pedestrian the world has ever known without footnotes! For example, here's a footnote about horizontal thunderstorms (from the audiobook edition of The Legend of Pedestrio):

#amreading How to Buy a Planet, by @D_A_Holdsworth. I love a great line. I love a good pun, & if it takes 425 pages to get there, I reckon that's time well spent. No, I won't repeat it. Anyway, it wouldn't be the same without 425 pages of setup.

Surfer gulls ...

The Legend of Pedestrio scores another 5-star review: "Magical, poetic and funny!" Thanks K! #MadeMyDay amazon.com/Legend-Pedestr…

Friend, describing a mutual friend: "he's not as funny as he thinks he is, but he's not offensive." Me: "I want you to write a review of my novel. What you just said will do."

Violins never solved anything. They're not like banjos. You could fight a duel with banjos.

I told the deli manager I didn't want to pay for the holes in her Swiss cheese. So she cut them out for me.