I have to work a second shift tonight, boo

We’re workin, just got a job as an event bartender at the zoo 🙌🏻

Wanted to go on a hot girl walk this morning but I’m thinking not

Hello Kirby

I swear my dog can hear a chip bag opening from 3 towns over

People in my apartment complex have been talking about a building meeting that’s happening tomorrow but the person who’s organizing it hasn’t invited us 🙃

Drank a triple shot of espresso at 7pm so I’m not going to bed anytime soon

My mom made me this sweatshirt 🖤

People who parallel park at the costco gas pumps pmo

Gathering my 2025 w2s and realizing that I had 4 jobs last year 🙃

20 years later this song still goes hard!!!

I want everything in my apartment to be unpacked but I do not want to unpack it

Moving to omaha right before a bunch of tours come through here is a huge W!!!!

I took a drug test for a job today and the man said “here’s soap and paper towels if you would like to wash your hands” like it was optional?? Are you telling me that people don’t wash their hands after pissing in cups???

Felt this

Fit for a king playing the bourbon the same day I’m seeing bmth is so sad 😭

God damn it’s cold