yep

so glad there aren’t bears on shippo couldn’t deal with that

and I thought RAH

I’ve just gone to hang up the phone to a customer and went “god I hated her” dead loud and she was still on the phone and shouted that she’s going to complain about me that’s not gonna make me like you, Sarah

this is how I’m going to act in de Cuba tomorrow night knowing I’m not working Saturday !!! everyone’s getting danced with

i love nicki minaj fr

I wanna start sexy rollerskating someone meet me at roller world

I actually cannot stop thinking about frankie cocozza

I was telling everyone how mature Ben has gotten recently and then walked into vernon on Saturday to see his balls hanging out his joggers

I’ve just been to the toilet and looked in the mirror to notice that 18 minutes on the sunbed probably wasn’t the best idea #bont

HMRC owe me like 2 bag and they’re making it fucking impossible to claim

mango chutney is the Indian tomato ketchup mong sauce

watching When They See Us again and let me tell you I’m FUMING

this is a PSA for all boys - burn all of the black skinny jeans in your wardrobe immediately

love the gun sounds rappers make in songs

happiest birthday to you, my birthday twins x

this hasn’t aged well