Wow Hotlanta that was the worst display of football I’ve seen in a long time

I feel like Trump and Elon are vying for dumbest smart guy in history and it’s going to be a photo finish

Brady, two minutes for tripping, and he feel shame.

Shark-ootery time

[Blog] : #SQLServer at Scale : Using an Archive Table, Part 2 Let’s look at general strategies for partitioning, making it easier to phase out data later, with or without Enterprise Edition. sqlblog.org/2022/11/16/sca…

[Blog] : #SQLServer at scale : Using an archive table, part 3 sqlblog.org/2022/11/21/sca…

[Blog] : 2022 Community Influencer of the Year sqlblog.org/2022/12/15/202…

If you’re a pathetic loser, money - even ungodly amounts of money - still can’t save you from being a pathetic loser.

So, basically, they didn’t even look at it.

Don’t get me wrong. The Patriots deserved to lose that game. What a goofy Benny Hill sequence, for what, to avoid overtime? Why? I’d rather have let Folk try a 70-yarder because why not? But they never should have been in a tie at the end in the first place; that’s on the refs.

[Blog] : And then there were shirts… the story behind new SQLBlog-branded clothing (with proceeds going to The Trevor Project and Black Lives Matter). sqlblog.org/2023/01/06/and…

[Blog] : T-SQL Tuesday #158 : Worst Practices sqlblog.org/2023/01/10/t-s… /cc Raul Gonzalez #sqlblog #sqlserver #TSQL2sDay

I blogged about Gord today: thebertrandfamily.com/2023/02/12/feb… Earlier in the week, my first tip in a series on generating pretty CSS calendars for blog archives: sqlblog.org/2023/02/07/cal…

Busy week for the blogger in me! 1. Bunch of SQL Server updates: sqlblog.org/2023/02/18/feb… 2. I am now getting ~5 Gbps to my laptop: sqlblog.org/2023/02/20/a-m… 3. Part 2 of pretty calendars from SQL: sqlblog.org/2023/02/22/cal… 4. My first post on Simple Talk: sqlblog.org/2023/02/23/40-…

[Blog] : Regular SQL Server on Apple Silicon? Yes you can! sqlblog.org/2023/03/03/sql…

He should just shut this web site down.

Because I like self-inflicted headaches, I took a stab at simulating TRY_PARSE(... AS date) in SQL Server 2008. mssqltips.com/sqlservertip/7…

[Blog] : Part 3 of visual calendars, now covering MySQL red-gate.com/simple-talk/bl…

New blog posts this week. A few pics from our trip to Powassan, Ontario, for the Can/Am Cup: thebertrandfamily.com/2023/03/25/mar… And a quick post on using DDL triggers to refresh views automatically: mssqltips.com/sqlservertip/7…

Recent blog posts: April 2023 – Spring break, work travel, and other stuff thebertrandfamily.com/2023/04/07/apr… GENERATE_SERIES: My new go-to to build sets red-gate.com/simple-talk/da… Refresh views automatically after schema changes: mssqltips.com/sqlservertip/7…