Nobody hates Mondays. Just a lot of people hate their jobs.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Happy Birthday to Darbie “Ali” Ross! If you don’t wish her a happy birthday, this could be you

I see some girls hair and makeup and wonder if they have to break out the Hocus Pocus to break themselves down at the end of the day...

Here’s a reminder of how big Texas really is

I would be willing to bet that the person that cuts their position in the Southwest boarding line is also the one that sits in the aisle seat and takes two armrests!

how is it Buffalo Wild Wings consistently serves below-average food yet we still go?

They say the best things in life don’t come free.. They lied. Chips and salsa here at the local Mexican restaurant haven’t ever cost me a dime.

“Lock the truck so no one steals our toilet paper.” Was never a sentence I thought I would say...

“People will forget what you said, they will forget what you did, but they will never forget how you made them feel.”

Once again I’ll pack 10 nice shirts just to wear the same two hoodies all week... #Louisville2020

“You look happier” is such an underrated complement

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%. EVERYTHING. I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

We’ve put people on the moon but I drop calls going down a hill? Suspicious

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