"fuck you my child is completely fine" your child has replaced his irl dad for a childless 30 yr old British man who plays minecraft for a living while calling his viewers crows and creating an identity ocean and is still a much better father figure than his real one ever was.
When I met up with Wilbur he gave me one of his sweatshirts to wear then later told me that the reason he did that was in case he got cold he could take it and wear it.
I am nothing but a glorified coat rack for Wilbur Soot