Everyone I know is being really successful atm.

bro ur not the joker, u just got rejected by a girl and don’t like ur job

Ending your essay with "in conclusion" - boring - redundant - unoriginal Ending your essay with "am I right, or am I right?" - persuasive - a real power move - automatic A+ by law

Put that handmade Native American headdress you got on etsy away, Susan.

HP LoveCraft: You wouldn't believe how scary this monster is, I can't even describe it Victorian reader: oh shit

My mum once said casually: 'Oh you give up some of your identity when you have children.' It still haunts me. I'm sorry, Kate.

Why do people build gingerbread houses for #Christmas? It's where children go to die...

The Christmas market is abandoned due to high winds, making it prime real estate for any thematic terrorist or super villain:

Best thing ive seen on fb for a while 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

'2020 new year new me!' Craig and Susan roared, before fulfilling their promise and ripping off their membranous outer layers to reveal the glistening reptilian predators underneath. After devouring everyone at Prosseco brunch, Craig and Susan were ready for #Veganuary

A thread of African Movie Posters... Due to licensing and printing costs, some African theaters gave the task to artists to paint the posters for movies being shown... Some artists had no reference to what movie they was drawing so some just guessed... Here are my favourites..

Lucky boy.

Guys, with everything that's happening, the last thing we need is a curse. amp.theguardian.com/science/2020/j…

We've just hit 10,000 followers on Instagram so that sounds like a good excuse for a giveaway! The winner will receive a Start Collecting boxset of their choice! To enter: ☑ FOLLOW us The WAAAGH Studios ☑ LIKE & RT ☑ COMMENT which boxset you'd like if you win 1/2

We're so excited about these prototype Summer Fruits #dice designs! Works-in-progress and need some sanding and touch-ups, but really digging how the colours have come out - so juicy! 🎲🎨🍉🍍🍓😍 #YayDice #NayDiceYayDice

Yay dice! My Yay Dice! 🎲💍❤️🎉 dice have arrived! Perfect 20s for everyone!

It was a very tough decision to make but also wonderful to celebrate the immense amount of great game music from 2020 Magic Classical ! Here's my Top 5 - I'd love to know what you think? #gamemusic