tucking my dog in and turning on Redzone for him before i leave for the bar

stuck inside writing grievances when it’s finally nice outside

Losing my mind at the $3 tip lmao

12 hour saturday

If you own a Jalen Hurts #2 Jersey you can’t be arrested in Philadelphia for the next 36 hours.

go birds go mail

thought we were gonna lose this game all day and then Jalen Carter spat on Dak Prescott and now I’ve never been more convinced we’re going 17-0

scored standing up lmao

ball don’t lie

pain

homer j fong is so funny. i cant even imagine him coming up with that.

definitely my favorite part of my job is when a dog barks at me and then their owner starts yelling at them and now there’s two screaming things instead of one

Patrick Mahomes is definitely a top-25 QB in this league

Looks like he is about to cry

eagles game just started

17-0

a lot going on here