ᅠ ⿻／ 𒅋 𒅋 𝙑𝙀𝙍𝘼 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙒𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙍 ㅤㅤ ┉━━ ㅤ⃞ 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙎𝙏𝙔 ㅤㅤ▫▫▫ ㅤ⃞ 𝙍𝘼𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙊𝙐𝙎 ㅤ ㅤ┉━━ ㅤ⃞ 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ᅠ #⃝𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙊𝙐𝙍 - #⃝𝙈𝘼𝙄𝙈 &&. #⃝𝙎𝙃𝙍𝙀𝘿 ᅠ ╰┈➤ ♡ +↻

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀she's used to anyone who asks to fuck her chest being a quickshot . no way they could hold out against oversized lazuli tits . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀. . . she just wishes it wasn't so damn 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝘆 every time . cum is a bitch to clean . ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀no , she's not a 𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 . . . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀she just wishes more people took advantage of how stretchy and ' fitting ' gem bodies are . ⠀ ⠀

. . . ugh , and she finally thought she had some peace and quiet . what does she want ?

⠀ ⠀ ⠀she doesn't fuck for free . . . but really , she doesn't have to pay for much . it's easy to get what you want from earthlings for free . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ . . . you just gotta strip and shake your ass a bit , and they'll bend over backwards to get you whatever you want . ⠀

ᅠㅤ ᅠㅤㅤㅤᅠㅤ ᅠㅤㅤㅤ ᅠㅤ ᅠㅤㅤㅤ 𝗗𝗥𝗨𝗚 𝗔𝗕𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗡 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗪𝗜𝗙𝗘 . 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗗 . . 💢 ᅠㅤ ᅠㅤㅤㅤᅠㅤ ᅠㅤㅤㅤ ᅠㅤ ᅠㅤㅤㅤ ᅠㅤ ᅠㅤㅤㅤᅠㅤ ᅠㅤㅤㅤ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘜𝘯𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀the fact humans think they can even compare is 𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴, really. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀Garnet needs to get her glasses checked. Lapis has ALWAYS been packing the most 𝗖𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗕𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗪𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗧 on the team. 🙄 ⠀ ⠀she just doesn't show it off unless she's 'working'. can't have all the limpdicks in Beach City cumming in their pants. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀the hell? why should Lapis care how Pearl feels? 💢 ⠀ ⠀shame doesn't pay for new 𝘀𝗹𝘂𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿 or rent. 🙄 Pearl is just jealous she doesn't have the same 'assets' to sell. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀#GEMSHAKER? that's not a 'challenge', that's how Lapis 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗯𝗮𝗶𝘁𝘀 new customers. 🙄 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀it works every time, by the way. ⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀‘‘ 𝐍𝐎𝐖 , 𝐍𝐎𝐖 . . . ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀— 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐀𝐑 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 . ’’ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🤍💎 ⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀she doesn't get why the other gems insist on using weak-ass methods like "friendship" or "communication" to improve earthling and gem relations. ⠀ ⠀she has her own technique with a 𝗺𝘂𝘂𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝗿 success rate. 🙄 ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀Pent up, to the point even her pre comes out looking like her ball batter . . . ⠀