i want to be a bookstore cat in my next life

being a girlfriend is mostly about delegating tasks .

and also, love . *

imagine becoming famous and having a 2010 tweet resurface. . i would simply pass away.

if yo mama ever fed me, let me sleep over, gave me a ride home from school/extracurricular activities, or even just comforted me, happy Mother’s Day to her.

BREAKING: Microsoft has announced it will pay travel costs for its employees seeking an abortion.

Very important to fix your Twitter feed: 1. Tap home button. 2. Tap stars on upper right of screen. 3. Select “Latest tweets”. You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize. Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.

thank u controversial king Elon Musk for putting twitter back in chronological order

me hearing about kim waking up to dried pimple cream on her nose that pete put on when she fell asleep because she forgot to put it on herself❤️‍🔥🥺❤️‍🔥

if ur dad isn’t the biggest fan of ur hobby account then idk what ur doin sis

Emma convincing me to go home early: “I just want to wash my make up off, put on some sweats, and throw on an episode of are you the one” sold.

Not sure what’s better, making TikTok’s or listening to my dad watch them 8+ times from the other room at random times throughout the day. Lol ❤️

My Instagram syncing with Facebook??? Embarrassing ..,,.

A guy in our group declined a drink bc he had already had too many and a guy tried pressuring him by telling him to “be a man” and I swear the liberal arts in me jumped up and out of my body. Like first of all sir, excuse u.

madonna genuinely had straight men trembling and afraid of her because they were so terrified that a woman could be in control of her own sexuality

I wish I had a cat to come home to

It seems as though I am in charge of doing laundry and cooking dinner for myself for the rest of my life. Since when?