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Me and bro spitballing fantasy trades knowing we’re nowhere fuckin close

Self-checkout running up the scoreboard on these Wawa cashiers

Started testing ball knowledge by name-dropping random Charger players whenever I need to bum one for my IPhone.

Told my nephew he was outta pocket and his immediate response was to look down at the ground to see where he was standing

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Me when the USA luge/curling parlay cashes having done 0 research

This exact premise + Will Ferrell + a cocaine addiction = Powder, directed by Adam McKay.

You gotta watch this video my big bro sent me. Just an all-time fumble at the goal line on Valentine’s Day.

NFL would’ve had Lebron down 15k for this. Think about that

Skenes all night

Chappel Roan’s security finding a kid waiting backstage for a meet-and-greet

Driving? In this economy?

Hitting balls back after your partner says, “I make one, you make one.”

My eyes so red