Can't wait for #42 to leave the bases loaded again These Astros are hard to watch

The Astros honoring Jackie Robinson with 42 second offensive half innings is pretty special

No Hader jokes this Jackie Robinson Day 💯 Astros win Glad I never have doubts

Will the Astros achieve .500 baseball today?

We treat delusions in my mental health primary programs Over half of you owe me DOB and insurance cards

How many people know there is a band named Heart? Doing research

Astros fans who know ball when they get within a game of .500

When this LMJ stomach bug gets later reported a 60-day IL stint for gastroparesis I expect y'all to remember this tweet

Just a reminder that Lance McCullers Jr was studying other player injuries to develop a strategy to ride out his contract extension on the IL

Jake Meyers said "nah bitch you didn't want to hit for us"

New playoff intro just dropped 🔥 Let's do this.

The Rockets better earn this smile in the 4th

Draymond is such a fucking bitch

Astros please hold this lead and get me above .500. I don't often beg but pretty please with cherry on top

Live look at Yordan Alvarez this season

Jose Altuve never used the trash cans but I can't seem to find Steve Kerr's plea to the public on his behalf How odd

If Hunter Brown gets a Cy Young and the Astros finish .500 or worse I'll hate everything

Houston Astros Houston Methodist 🥳 Now I need a Rockets win

I didn't want the Rockets to be anywhere near even much less down at this point The last 3 minutes of playoff basketball belong to Steph Curry

Rockets had one shot to win it. They put it in Alpi's hands. I'm fine with that choice I hope that was a moment of pain that inspires incredible growth this off-season #LiftOff