flirting but it’s just us constantly missing each other’s hints and signals

The war on intellectualism is so crazy what the fuck do niggas like being dumb for

Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit Me, 37 minutes later:

Hard asf

the FBI and police in Las Vegas did a sting operation to capture pedophile rapists in the act, they caught a top Israeli intelligence official who is close personal friends with Netanyahu and the entire Israeli political elite. The Israelis then called the FBI to release him,

de hecho hay una herida en el fondo de mi pecho que lo explica todo

lo arreglé

everyone on this site is 10-100X smarter than me and i fucking hate it

Estais todos locos

🦗

guardiola

no tengo simpatía hacia ninguna aerolínea. si pillo al ceo de air canada por la calle le estrangulo con mis propias manos

if we are now considering it glutenous to eat a breakfast sandwich you can just kill me honestly

adoro usar al mono tonto de mierda para cualquier situación

A mí la cafeína no me hace nada sois el eslabón más débil de la humanidad

she said she need a ring like carmeloooooooo

if you could see my thoughts you would see our faces

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