does spotify know that when an emo album is finished playing they can autoplay literally any song besies two beers in

Not suicidal or anything, but I never liked it here.

In college we'd binge drink for 3 consecutive nights then get 32 oz iced coffees from dunkin' donuts Sunday morning and lock in for 10+ hours of studying. It's not that hard!

shut the fuck up right now

well, i, for one did NOT have a pink cloud summer

I sing this every time I fill this prescription and I hope my happy vibes pass to whoever is picking it up

having a depressi day time to turn on ego death

and we still have showbiz

unbothered king

Pearl spam 🤪 I haven’t felt in the most spirit for the holidays but I will never not dress up ❤️

idk if yall know but Jared scored 16 touchdowns in 3rd grade

candy corn is my favorite Halloween candy idgaf

new beanie pisses me off so bad looking like I’m bout to ask for some mf gnome bacon

just mistook a very hot pepper for a surprise green bean in my food and had a 30 second near death experience

I cannot believe I get to go

my dream job is to be a radio host/disc jockey and force everyone to listen to my ramblings and the music i wanna listen to. ope no Bluetooth? ur stuck with me😎

You’re going to sit down and listen to the word of the lord

Me after the best szn of stranger things vs me after the last 😭 what an incredible story man

The names KD miss melton if ya nastyyyyy