“He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.” Matthew 28:6 KJV bible.com/bible/1/mat.28…

Go outside and play with our family and friends

They done made a Stranger Things with old people 😆, I’m here for it

If you or I dodge taxes they can throw us in prison for it. When corporations do it they call it smart business. I call it bullshit that needs to stop.

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.

How do we 25th amendment the entire government?

This economy is so bad you'll be sitting here thinking you're terrible with money but all you did was buy food

These MFers owe me more back on my taxes cuz what the fuck is this

We’ve lost over 50lbs together as a couple. Yall gone head and lower your voice when you speak to us please & thank you. cc 👑BIGG MIKE👑

FLORIDA PLEASEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! YOU GODDAMN COWARDS!!!!!!!

Papa Murphy’s Pizza

I want my split of this back in an untaxed stimmy. Give me my $399.01 damn it!

I ain’t seen shit you lying bitch!

Luke Joeckle

Deborah Cox

If you paid $1 in federal income taxes this year, you paid more than: Walt Disney Citigroup CVS Kohl's Ticketmaster Tesla United Airlines GoDaddy Paypal Palantir Roku HP 3M PG&E Halliburton That’s absurd. We need real and progressive tax reform.

COLLEAGUES — Can we please, please remember, and remind our audience, that the president lies ALL THE DAMN TIME? Yes, he is the president. He is also the most ignorant man you’ve ever met and also the most prolific liar.

If we don’t let athletes bet on games they can influence, why in the hell do we let Congress invest in the companies they regulate?