Corporate America is so lame.

Was never a big fan of the wave, and I’m sure many of you feel the same. That being said, my entire viewpoint has changed. Went around 5 times. Wasn’t into it at first, but it became enthralling. All of those people gathering together for one simple silly cause. Truly thrilling

My boy just went on a date. Said it went great. So happy for the lad. A big day for all of us honestly.

My man pastor fred has it all figured out. Fresh off his first career hat trick this weekend as well. Things are firing on all cylinders for the lad.

Shoutout San Marino. Big day for the fellas.

What's a baseball record that will never be broken? Please contribute. I'll start. Bartolo Colón swung at 610 pitches during his big league career and his helmet stayed on for only 27 of them.

People at work talking about how they’re trying to have more kids. Like cool, now I know you’re just piping your wife raw all the time. Thank you for that. But I guess good for them, sex is pretty fuckin sweet.

if you don't like sports you are missing a whole world of easygoing conversations with complete strangers

Living and working in New York City is noticeably different when the sports teams are winning. Legit buzz in the air this morning.

"Tell us a fun fact about yourself"

Started doing this daily thing where people in my office take turns on my hinge swiping. Pretty electric stuff opening my phone and seeing some of their lines. Goober central.

Cannot put into words how grateful I am to be a Knicks fan at this moment in time. Did not think I’d ever say those words, yet the New York Knickerbockers provide me so much joy. Up the Knickerbockers. Highly recommend tuning into the antics if you’re a NY head. Worth it. 💯

Ah yes, let’s travel all the way to NYC to stand in a crowd of a bajillion people who are walking impaired to take a picture of a fucking tree. Go home.

There are like very select times where life is actually pretty cool.

I’m biased but the Knicks are the crown jewel of the NBA and none of the criticism of the league’s current product apply to them. Hustle plays from, dynamic midrange play from Bridges, two way play from OG, great backcourt play from Brunson, and ELITE offensive frontcourt work

A 10/10 back BACKSEAT experience in this uber with papi chulo. Salute to you Mr. Toyota Sienna

First time I wore my robe last night that Parker Johnston did not check under the hood to confirm whether I was free balling. Kinda missed it. Was a good run.

The official Knicks playoff game pose

Me and papi chulo biking over the bridge 12 drinks in. Life can’t get much better