Mezzar (@_mahle_xx) 's Twitter Profile
Mezzar

@_mahle_xx

I am my sister's keeper👭💛 God🙏 || Chef || Not yet

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calendar_today03-08-2014 18:15:09

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Siyabonga (@siyabonganyezi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I love witchcraft conversations because the logic is hilarious. So you can use witchcraft to punish your baby daddy, but not to make him pay maintenance lol

་۪utena✿ ◞ (@girlutena_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lol,back then we used to be quick to brand South Africans as xenophobic,then Nigerians crashed into Kenya and obliterated our naive bullshit. All it takes is a small population of them to radicalize you

Breakfast_Bae (@zama_zeezii) 's Twitter Profile Photo

uBaba ongafuni ukuhlala nengane yakhe? Alukho uthando olufana nothando lika baba ozala ingane. Don't put your children through that

Ndimhle Fcuked Up (@jackdevero) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Guys, how do we get over this fatigue? More sleep doesn’t seem to help. You wake up tired still 💀 What can we take? What can we do?

MDN NEWS (@mdnnewss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Missing Person Alert..🚨🚨 A family seeks 35-year-old Lebo Moleli M from Midrand, missing since 28 August near Eduvos University. He has light brown eyes, a full right-arm tattoo, and a beard. He works at H&M. Call 064 544 5347, 071 0034 339, or 067 221 5621 with any

Missing Person Alert..🚨🚨

A family seeks 35-year-old Lebo Moleli M from Midrand, missing since 28 August near Eduvos University. He has light brown eyes, a full right-arm tattoo, and a beard. He works at H&M.

Call 064 544 5347, 071 0034 339, or 067 221 5621 with any
HRH N*mp*** 🇵🇸 (@nampree) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The crazy thing is, as family we want him to be held accountable for whatever wrong doing he may have done bc akhonto emfuna ebantwaneni. But please, we need to know what happened to him. Uphi and what happened to him?! We need answers.

TEE (@t_hlatshwayoo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There’s a vinyl shop at 44 Stanley that has been around for years with every album you can think of and the vinyls are super affordable. You don’t need Walmart

The Emperor Of Umlazi (@mablerh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you are getting married or have a party in Durban, the gift registry does not apply to your guests from Johannesburg and Cape Town. Them attending, in this economy, is the gift.

Thendo Muloiwa (@muloiwathendo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What's insane is that this is another R1.6 Billion, It has nothing to do with R2 billion at Tembisa Hospital. What they fail to mention is that these contracts are under City of Cape Town which is run for the Democratic Alliance.

Misola T.A (@misolaofjesus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

- Pre-period (PMS) - Period(MP) - Post-period / Pre-ovulation - Ovulation - Post-ovulation / Luteal phase - Cycle restart (Pre-period phase begins again) All in one month. Oh chim

Nabibi🐝 (@lolajaey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anyway, has anyone found a way to stop blood clots from gushing out when you sneeze or laugh while you’re on your period? And the butt cramps too guys, because what even is the correlation between your period and your butt hole?