This is actually me and lay trying to make plans.

would love to be a healthy well-rested person but unfortunately I am committed to staying up extremely late and complaining about being tired

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

Alright, who put a hex on me???? My luck has been nonexistent lately and it’s getting old 🥲🥲🥲

Really had a customer at work give me a hotel room key tonight 😭 this is a restaurant my guy, relax.

Caved and started house of the dragon before it was all released. Now I have to wait until Sunday and I feel empty. Rewatching GoT for the fifth time to feel something 🥲🥲

my feminism flies out the door when he puts his hand on my lower back to guide me in front of him

You’d think I’d WANT to go do some Halloween shenans tonight, my family is even ASKING if they can keep my son for the night. But I just.. wanna hang out with him all night 🥺 my little bestie.

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