You’re very foolish! If no one has told you, I’m telling on you now. You are very foolish!

Club was lit af! Goodnight tho🌚

Whatever you do, don’t try to have a baby with that man ooh.

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Klurrrrrb🤭

Nothing is more humbling than being alone while hospitalized.

“ I thought we would date” from someone who has done absolutely NOTHING to date me. No date, no communication, no vibe checks, just “wifey” comments under my stories and he assumed that’s all I needed to be in a relationship. Kmt.

Someone came to visit me in the hospital and the first thing he said was “Omo, your bill must be crazy high oh, this hospital is fine”. I just smiled and told him that my HMO is covering it. Buy yourself an insurance plan today and be rest assured.

Don’t look down on malaria guys. It can kill you.

Somethings just happen to you and you realize that the people you call friends are neighbors, colleagues and even acquaintances at best.

They’ve asked me for work selfie. Mo ti ya to 75 pictures but none of them is giving the vibe I want so I didn’t send any 🥲

That thing about people tweeting your thoughts is so real 💀

If I find the loml and he’s AS, I’m not leaving him oh. Except he’s crazy about biological kids.

Conversations like this make me understand the difference in our realities more. Every woman I knew that relocated either took their man along or made plans and the men joined them less than a year after. But the men that relocated first, only one came back for his babe.

Omo

As a feminist you start to see life through an entirely different lens. Your whole perspective shifts and you can’t move through the world the same way again. Things other people laugh off or don’t even notice stand out so clearly and suddenly you’re "the woke friend" who can’t

Pleaseeeeeeee God, protect my north central babes from them demons 😭

Finally found a house and they want 1.2million😭

For one room 😪

My sex drive even scares me when I really like someone 😭