Need 2 standing tickets for Digga D 3rd of October in Glasgow helppppp

It gets better and better😂😂

When you see someone just as crazy as you.

Parenting 101

I proper love scruffs on Facebook I get so invested in their lives and their dramas I read their profiles like it’s the morning paper

NEED 2 DIGGA D TICKETS FOR GLASGOW 3rd October hehe pls Pls pls

'Hide & Seek' - out at midnight. Video out tomorrow.

A actually Cani believe they thought folk would like halloween ends absolute insult to the whole franchise

3 years old😭

nah Starbucks UK you should be ashamed of yourselves. In this big cost of living crisis we’re in you’re just throwing away food with complete disregard, literally right outside your own stores too. there’s local food banks and apps like @TooGoodToGo_UK to help prevent food waste

“always start ur day with a positive attitude” me at 7 am:

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have????

why are rugs so expensive? pillows? curtains? why does the trash can fill up so fast? why do i have to clean my kitchen so much? where the fuck is all this dust coming from???

i can’t tell if SZA wants me to k*ll him or fuck him

No words can describe how much I hate the brand “Hoodrich”

me at 3 am remembering there is a shirt that i haven’t seen for a long time:

Andy Pipkin off Little Britain when Lou ain’t looking x.com/HowieTheRed/st…