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Me: Her dad is home, what if we get caught? Inner me: You her daddy now

Me: That's a cute dog Inner me: Take the dog

Me: I know exactly where I want to eat Inner me: Tell him you don't know

*Play wrestling with girlfriend* Me: Be careful she's small and fragile Inner me: RKO her

Me: I'm on a diet Inner me: You fat anyway just eat it

*on top of a mountain* Me: Wow what a view Inner me: Jump

Me: nut in her Me: I already did Me: damn you wild lmao

Me: I'm so tired and my mental health is deteriorating Inner Me: get drunk.. get so fucking drunk

Me: I need to get ready for exams next week Inner Me: Stay in bed all weekend

Me: Stop saying it’s lit Inner Me: It’s lit

*friend falls asleep* Me: I should be quiet I don’t want to wake them Inner Me: Do a smack cam

Me: Slow down on the food or you will get fat again Inner Me: Weight is just a number

Me: It’s cute that they still believe in Santa Inner Me: Tell them he’s fake

Me: Don’t scratch that scab, you will only make it worst Inner Me: Scratch it till it bleeds

*sees someone fall in public* Me: I should go help them Inner Me: Laugh and text all your friends what you just saw