First concert: Katy Perry Last concert: Macklemore and Kesha Best concert: Taylor swift Seen the most: the 1975 Most surprising: flo rida

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

one thing keeping me on twitter has to be high school football live tweets…

felt a breeze outside

catholic boys really feel some type of way when they find out you were making ouija boards in third grade

Hey quit bugging me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of

Dang…

wanna come over and see how fast i can solve the mean, median, and mode beautiful?

the renegade dance CAN’T be 4 years old. I’m sick.

This is how it feels to be the group planner

i need to be here this weekend actually

I haven’t tweeted since December. I officially fell off 😔 I said I never would

growing up you realise that marrying a man like phil is actually a nightmare and start to understand why claire was the way she was

Party rocking with a mouse tonight! piece of cheese we’re gonna have a big bite!