Me taking my first shot of Burnett’s at 8pm vs Me finishing the bottle at 9pm

How old am I??? Remember Burnett’s?? College Freshman out here drinking White Claws but will never understand the burn of taking a pull of $10 Burnett’s in some random frat house with probably a Hoodie Allen song playing in the background. Thats how old I am.

Might get drunk and stare at the sun today idk

Burnett’s Spiked Sletzer: It’s a blackout in a can!

Honestly, we would love to make a spiked seltzer, but fitting that much drunk regret into a single can is proving to be a challenge

I’ve snuck an entire bottle of vodka into a movie theatre, how they gunna somehow find coronavirus?

Burnett’s: for the moments you’ll never remember with the friends you’ll never forget

First date idea: Split a fifth of Burnett’s and loot a target store💕

You already KNOW we’re down for a blackout. Listen, learn, support, donate, and be there for those who need it. Black lives matter.

Y’all willingly drank Burnett’s but act concerned about what’s in the vaccine 🤔

That halftime show was more nostalgic than blacking out on Burnett’s

The last time I heard all of those songs in a row, I was drinking Burnett’s out of a water bottle in my friend’s basement #PepsiHalftime

Imagine grabbing a bottle of Burnett’s, linking with your best friends, and pretending it’s 2012 again. What’s stopping you? You’re an “adult” ? with a “stable income”? One little nostalgic blackout on a Friday night won’t hurt ;)

Got so drunk Memorial Day weekend I forgot to tweet about it...

When you're walking downtown but you pre-gamed too hard

Burnett's sales have sky rocketed in the past week. What changed?

Me when I'm drunk and I put a beer on the coaster where the empty can was

My brother got me a bottle of raspberry Burnett’s as a joke gift last night... anyway I’m currently throwing up in my parent’s bathroom