we all laughed when our teachers in elementary school told us we’d use math in everyday life. now we play D&D.

Keep working hard. Keep being the best you can be. Keep showing up. You're gonna make it 🌻

I would appreciate an end to all old lady rat problems post haste thank

Being in a vet waiting room is just a master class in identifying people who have large breed dogs they have no business having

Last rat surgery DONE

Should I cut my own hair yes or yes We already KNOW I'm gunna dye it green again at my next earliest convenience but cutting it.... could be fun........

New phone came in and ohhhh boy howdy was the temptation to just... not re-install the bird app STRONG

How is everything simultaneously too small and too big the SECOND you look at a new phone screen Like technically I feel like this is all...... The Same but it's all just SLIGHTLY off somehow at the same time my eyeeeeeees are wobbblllyyyyyy

One of my buddies is working on a game journal of an old campaign we were in together and whe I tell you I'm CRYING laughing 😂😂😂 #outofcontextdnd #oocdnd #nocontextdnd

First starbies peach green tea lemonade since losing my smell and taste to covid last Oct and having it all come back slightly to the left: This bitch tastes like CELERY

Last night I gave them rice and then locked myself into combat with three rats who desperately wanted rice and know that The Rice comes from My Bowl

So loud. So happy. #satosugu #jjk

Emotionally... I'm here for the rest of my godsdamn life

I disappear for a year and then come back just to scream about sleep token and the FACT THAT IM GOING TO SEE ATEEZ IN A FEW MONTHS???????? Genuinely don't know what I'm gunna be living for after August. I think I'll have peaked then