if he funny he automatically attractive to me

the feminine urge to appear in his dreams

people be in secret competition with you and still be losing 😂😂

I love hearing my friends getting loved on properly. They deserve it. 🤍

That tattoo needle is calling me by my full government name

Them: R you a texter or FaceTimer Me: I’m a do not disturber

posted the “what are my red flags” thing on instagram and not a single person replied. just as i suspected, i am perfect.

every time I pay for gas it feels like a razor scooter to the ankle

if angels aren’t real then how do u explain me

bpd best pussy disorder

alright hear me out: maximum wage

I just really appreciate when somebody takes the time to understand how i feel.

Not a casual drinker either I’m getting drunk or not drinking at all