one of the greatest bops in the history of bops

I rush home so quick after work like I'm late for the house 😂

2 people tried to throw me under the bus at work back to back. But I threw us all under>>>>

The day before you take annual leave yeah…

i paid with apple pay too idgaf

love the uk system. £9,250 a year for uni. £50k debt before you even start. then once you earn enough to actually pay it back they hit you with 40% tax 2% ni 9% student loan. 51% marginal rate. but sure the problem is you bought a coffee this morning lol

Not a single April fool’s joke today because we are living in a joke

No morning alarms for the next 4 days? Happy birthday Jesus fr !

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

“Wyd after Wor-“ Me as SOONNNN as I clock out :

i love a 2 piece pajama set down.

How this bank holiday weekend feels for us 9-5ers

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text.

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

What jobs are people working to be able to play Padel at 11am on a random Wednesday? Asking for myself

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

I've had hayfever my entire life and I'm shocked every time this season comes back around

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.