Don’t study finance. Study engineering, you’ll end up in finance.

Bless those little angels.

If they didn't leave you with their tiny relative all will be well

If the uber says 11 minutes away, a quickie can be squeezed in right?

"Bro just receive the ball and get past the entire defense, what's wrong with you"

Me at the airport

Being a man is a crazy responsibility. You can really have 20 kids if you want.

Engineers earn less with better brains

If you wait too long, the coffee gets cold, the door closes, you get old, the girls move on, and dreams fade. You must act with a sense of urgency today.

A 21 year old pussy & a 29 year old pussy can never be the same. —Headking

nevermind

The return on investment you get from dating a skinny girl is always worth it. Just feed and take care of her well and you’ll have a proper baddie in a couple of months time

What do engineers do in finance vele? Is their math that good? 😭😭

Thabiso from Daveyton, your girlfriend is going to Middleburg to her side guy, she is not going to a church conference like she told you. I heard her telling her friend over a phone call at the salon in Benoni. Her phone was on loud speaker, and i was very annoyed. 😒😒

getting an infertile woman so that i can always c*m inside>>>

Inspector Leruo refused a R10,000 bribe & arrested a suspect with R800K worth of dagga. Good cops still exist in South Africa.

Ending things in a bad note so we don’t ever get back together. >>>>

San Marino against Italy in the 2030 World Cup qualifiers after FIFA expanded it to 200 nations

Sim Dope’s Father?