So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

Seeing an LA guy on here be very dickish about how “no one in LA uses the subway” to emphasize why it’s stupid to expand the subway. First of all, yes people do take the subway — many commuters even — but the biggest reason more people don’t is THERE ISN’T ENOUGH SUBWAY.

Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem

"for our april fools' post we should show everyone a really good idea and then remind them that we won't do it!"

In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.

sounds like she was in her district attending a community event among her constituents lol

The Utah Mammoth unveil the “Zammoth”… and it might already be the greatest Zamboni of all time 🥶🦣

Suddenly realizing people outside of the Upper Midwest probably didn't realize "ICE OUT" was a pun.

There is nothing wrong attending a sporting event alone.

At a weed store you can say, " I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker cake?"

If Minneapolis doesn't use this site to build a 700 foot tall colossus of Paul Bunyan with a restaurant at the top where you can look out his eyes at all the lakes while eating giant pancakes then are we even trying

Napheesa Collier after working her ass off to help get the players in the league paid but then none of the players want to get paid by the Lynx

lynx fam how we feelin???👀🔥

Catholicism, Marjorie Taylor Greene, sports, the 2nd Amendment, comedy, the Cheneys, and beer

might quit my job to focus on summer idk

Sittin courtside tonight