Polish hinge I am on you

If I become a father it’s this or nothing

I took the wok to Poland

So Poland fucks

I am the benevolent dictator of a small land-locked nation named Pierogistan

Huge things happening in krakow airport rn

The European mind yearns for trams

Posted up in a basement in Prague. Lagers on tap. 20 camels on me. Limp bizkit is absolutely blasting. I love to be on holiday brother.

For Whom The Hog Cranks

Why did the build him like me

200 marly golds in the duty free let’s bloody get it

Back in London £6.50 for a pint. Sickening. CUT THE BEER DUTY NOW

Its not just a lime bike it's my noble steed

Pulling out these 4 photos when any girl asks me what my vibe is

Going to eat a fucking massive sandwich and meet my homie’s baby never kill yourself

Dress like Fred Durst, love like Napoleon probably did after he wrote that letter, don’t think

I love dinners that don’t look real

On a first date and the bench just collapsed underneath me fellas I have to kill myself

If I speak I am in big trouble

Slightly Colder Than Normal On My Way To Work Today