I work in fast food, and we have a customer who is, more or less, regular. We dread when he comes in, not because he's rude or difficult, but because he has very strong body odor. Everytime he comes in I hurry him through his order so I can breathe again

one day a man with mental dis@bilities comes in and asks to use our toilet. After telling the man that we didn't have a public toilet he dropped his trousers and took a sh*t right in the middle of the shop.

I judge customers based on their directions. "The house with the red door" is fine. But I'll spit in your food if you write an essay about turning left at the oak tree.- UberEats

As a teacher, I have resting bored face. The students think I'm attentive, but mentally I'm planning my summer holiday.

A customer in the bookstore asked me where to find the self-help section. Kinda deating the purpose isnt it?

I use the company credit card for personal expenses. I buy clothes, food, and gifts for myself. No one ever checks the receipts.

When I was new, I accidentally deleted an important file from the server. It caused a lot of problems for the company. They never found out it was me.

There’s a guy at work who hates me. He’s always rude and mean to me. But he doesn’t know that I’m his secret santa.

I once photoshopped a 'Server Down' image and sent it to IT. Got the whole day off

Have a colleague who's a flat-earther. Tried to convince him otherwise. Now I just send him round pizzas for lunch with a note 'prove it'

Every day I rotate the office toilet paper roll direction. It's sparked so many debates and no one knows it's me.

As an office manager, I schedule fake fire drills to get a peaceful hour outside while everyone else stands around gossiping. The chaos is just a bonus.

We have this patient at work, let's call her Dorothy, is she harmless? No. Accused a patient of 'sinning' for her low cut top. Also VERY racist "It's not that I don't like black people, I just don't like when they wear dark clothing at night and I can't see them".

Unpaid internships. It's a bit like working for exposure, but the exposure is also imaginary.

Tenant complained about the house being haunted. Told him to pay his rent and the 'spirits' would be appeased.

The new receptionist is a b**** so I sign her up for random info sessions and workshops. Her inbox must be a mess

Ever been told by an employer they'd 'remember you' for future jobs? I work in HR and can confirm this is absolute rubish lol

Every night I dream about quitting my job. In the morning, I put on the same worn-out suit and fake a smile

Upper management's nicking product after we leave. If I report, I risk losing benefits. Turn a blind eye or take a stand?

Once an HR rep, I was baffled when a guy planned to quit to be a rapper