Sorry I've been gone for so long. I was grounded. What did I miss? #boeing #airlines #737MAX

How do you get desert sand out of your APU hole? Asking for a friend... #aviation #737MAX #Boeing

I can't wait for my first flight! I'm the bestest at the flying! I'm the mostest! I'm the MAX!

Damn! I ate so much this Thanksgiving I feel like a fucking Jumbo jet!