I woke up this morning and the 1990 Lamborghini Diablo VT was gone. I also can’t find Baby Assassin.

Hahahaha!

Well I’m bout to juss say F it and get fat again

People think they want this problem 'til they get it.

U ever feel urself gettin fat but don’t wanna look in the mirrior to confirm?

I’ve never actually heard someone ever say “clavicle “. Who says that

Don’t be white and hold up a Popeyes line

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“And I promise you the day I fall off or lose it, I will stop and cut off the music” LORD ABOVE with my man FAT JOE, dreday3000 & the great Mary J. Blige from FAMILY TIES out now. smarturl.it/Familyties2

Juss really praying that the deodorant I put on yesterday is enough to get me thru today. #iknewiforgotsomethin

Clocking outta work sound like the best idea of my life right now

These bars are only meant for the sharpest knives in the drawer #MusicToBeMurderedBy smarturl.it/MTBMB

When she on her period and u juss left wit this sh**

March took so long to be over the earth threw up its hands and said “ F it! Y’all in summer now.

Major yikes to wear knee socks to work today. Sweatin like a pink pig wit fur

Nobody: Nothing happening: Bottle of tonic water soon as u touch it:

Ohhh shoot! The rumors were true!

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When u done pissed urself while washing dishes, that’s how u know... That’s how u know life is giving up on u