My dad made me laugh today when he said Whoopi Goldberg had acolytes

A fleece lined fleece

Just a normal guy that likes normal stuff

I gotta take it slow

You smoke two joints in the morning, noon, and night?? Sounds like you have a real problem, pal…

Gumpy?

I will buy you a garden, where your flowers can bloom🎶

Heard a theory that Bob Ross was actually a serial killer. Apparently one of his paintings called “Happy Little Accidents” was the exact scene where the bodies of five murdered people were found

Puddle of mudd is gay as hell. I love the way you smack my ass?? Freakin queers

Life is a waterfall. We drink from the river then we turn around and put up our walls

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Kobe 2.0 JackClark1927

Retweet if you like big tits (female, 21+)

Guy that rounds up the trash and puts the bin out on the curb

I think we should let Thailand and Cambodia settle their disputes how they see fit

A lot of people are getting this tattoo

We’re all holocaust survivors if you think about it