The coconut tree emoji username people with the Palestine flag next to it have got to be the most dangerously stupid people on the planet

Many of you aren’t old enough to remember the Bon Iver epidemic

They already haven’t had a real one since 2008

Nobody can match his level of swag. I need this shirt so badly

I hate the genre of tweet that’s “missive from the faraway kingdom of the zoomers” Who gives a fuck

Elon did ethnic cleansing on lowbie posters

Oh noooo the productivity

Smoke chungus pack at your own risk 💨

Why can’t six flags tagline be “billions must ride”

I used Shazam to discover Have My Baby by Chief Keef. shazam.com/track/34199223…

Car salesmen are calling him the APR demon

Realized recently that Snoop Dog is the equivalent of a legacy rock act for rappers now. He might be the first

The Measured Beast

Student found my Spotify, added me to a “jam” which basically allowed him to take control of my car speakers and play some Hawk Tuah edm remix. All while I was driving past him in the parking lot. Feel like that shouldn’t be possible

Midwit who thinks they’re a genius is one of the more common people you come across these days, very pathetic