Life is a trip! 4k streams on day 1 of release day. You call it talent, I call it being mildly autistic. 😂 Thanks for tuning in everyone!! 🪩🕺🏻

Nominating this lad for president

Emotionally mature communication is so hot.

I’ve never seen a guy land his wife by publicly commenting “🔥” on her Instagram pictures BEFORE they are dating.

I went to RFK’s autism research facility and they lobotomized me while I was in a rocket ship bed. 🚀

ive felt like this since january

Just a reminder before the "big announcement." Autism was differentiated from schizophrenia back in 1911. Tylenol was created in 1955. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes autism is entirely full of shit.

How it feels telling the group chat I don’t want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don’t like the texture of the food they serve

Eating 40 Tylenols with my pregnant wife to create the next Bill Gates in her womb.

Start eating those Tylenols, babe! We gotta create a super tech genius billionaire that loves dinosaurs!

this frying me that really the worst person ever

Scarcity is the biggest resource to my creativity. Give me a laptop, a DAW & some headphones. I will create a hit faster and better than anyone who had a multimillion dollar studio.

When you go to a Christian College and you’re 21 years old and not engaged yet.