Having coffee downtown. Think I’ll just stay here a while.

Paul 8/8/1920. The beginning of the end of the Republic.

Take it to the bank.

Me ‘n the bois on our way to ur mom’s house.

No team that makes fans wear matching t-shirts deserves to win a championship.

Is there a better evening?

I usually like shitty movies. But Vegas Vacation is proving to be a challenge. Chevy Chase is a dick. An unfunny dick. However, there are a couple good gags. Including the “I will make you a fake ID” gag.

House is quiet. Guests gone. Just put the final load in the dishwasher, and she is sleeping peacefully. Got the house to myself.

Bob Janke. America’s REAL poet laureate.

Subscribe to lock.

Cherries are in at the Farmers Market! Also in: women who block the way to pick through the entire bin to grab the one perfect cherry. I hope their Prius ignites with them in it.

The Detroit Grand Prix shows us all the reasons we should never go to Detroit.

Welcome to every civilized country in 2025:

"For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?" Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"

Me, after voting Republican again and expecting something different this time . . .

OK. Here’s my idea: Kosher planting soil. For hippies.