Pinball wizards. #GTFC

Karl Robinson being his usual likeable self this afternoon. #GTFC

SEVEN?!

Proper battling win, that. Superb showing from all the lads. #GTFC

I thought Salford City were really poor yesterday, but if Kelly N’Mai wants to come and play for a decent football team I’m sure we could find room for him at #GTFC.

The Grimsby Reaper moves in mysterious ways. #GTFC

Emilia Clarke says if West Bromwich Albion win promotion back to the Premier League they shouldn’t be allowed in. “They’ve had enough chances,” she said

Forest v Palace looking every inch the Championship game. The fact that both these sides will comfortably stay up in the Premier League is a damning indictment on the best league in the world™️

Received a damning assessment of both my character and sporting ability from my son last night. He said “you’re really competitive, but you’re not good enough to compete.” Devastatingly accurate.

How do people like Ian Holloway keep getting manager jobs? Surely football folk talk to each other? What is it about either his record or character that would persuade a club to appoint that [redacted] into a position of authority? #STFC #GTFC

Currently reworking Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ to include lyrics about Philip Day, Alex May and Ian Holloway. What else do I have to say? #GTFC

This week, I will mainly be taking

Luton Town Football Club manager Rob Edwards football clubbing away like a good ‘un about Luton Town Football Club on 5Live. Adam Hurrey

Happy ‘James McLean isn’t wearing a poppy’ day to all who celebrate / castigate. Seems to get earlier every year.

Love this guy. #GTFC

Controversial opinion: the Gary Barlow’s son memes are unfair and unfunny. In virtually any other circumstance, making jokes about an aspect of someone’s physical appearance that they can’t change would be considered socially unacceptable.

My Bluesky account, for anyone who likes bad puns, Grimsby Town, and bad puns about Grimsby Town. bsky.app/profile/2jonke…

No way we’re winning today. #GTFC

I have 3 spare tickets for the Nirvana tribute Docks Academy in Grimsby tonight. Face value £17 each.

Will swap for a pint in Docks Beers at this point.