#NowReading Claremont was built different

"Welcome to Planet Hulk" The end of Xenmu

Every few months someone live tweets their Immortal Hulk experience and I follow it every time

Apparently if you just ask people if they want to make out sometimes they’ll say yes

Happy Valentine’s Day :)

Trying to ruin peoples Valentine’s Day by blasting Hinder on the jukebox

Found out that holes in my favorite shorts perfectly line up with one of my ghost cats

Immortal Thor has some incredible messaging

Had the most Irish people I’ve ever heard tell me how swell it was to actually hear a Texas accent that, “is just so t’ick isn’t it?”

I really did plan on going home and not be a degenerate by the bar was blasting butt rock and had a tattoo artist in the corner 😭

Not sure how I feel about how exposed I was to the rest of the bar

Having worked a party for Audi I can confidently say car dealers are the trashiest people I’ve ever served. I’ve served crypto and politicians before

Got into a big ol’ fight defending gumbo’s status as a kind of soup, a hill I’ll die on

Sick with envy

Join us in thje nautilus tub oomf♥️

A gal who I’ve discussed having a kissy friendship with brought a hookup out to the bar and he got super weird and possessive, and I just don’t understand. I’m literally not trying to sleep with her 😭

There aren’t many bad days that three back-to-back hot dogs won’t fix

Common Side Effects is straight up actually that good. Please watch it.