I wish I had 10000 fruit snacks

“Hello, remember me! Does anyone want to know what my credit limit is?” -Hunter to no avail

I need winter to be over in Houston because im pretty sure someone stole my coat out of my car 🤨

Cautionary tale!! UPS can claim a weather delay and not ship something overnight even when the weather is totally clear in the area! And then you’re out $100. Maybe don’t use them!

I hateeee knocking on doors

Is Ice Spice a girls girl?

“So why is this frozen!”-My boss holding her laptop “It’s not a touchscreen”-me “Totally, thank you.”-my boss

Sound on. #succession

My mom comes to town tomorrow so I better not spend a single dollar for the next week lmaoo

My fav past time is watching people on the internet have a bad time at Coachella

“Disclaimer, I’m about to talk about gossip”-My mom

This summer I am trying to wear sunglasses and it is so difficult for me lmaoooo

I want a lobotomy!

Why does Stella look like Joe Biden here

I wish vapes were popular when I was in high school just for the drama aspect

Things could not be worse. Today my therapist suggested I get a roommate. Not for financial reasons but for company 🫠

Alone at Grandma Jan’s house reading her diary!!!