of course i have a praise kink i was ignored as a child

weight loss tips! calorie deficit ✘ exercise ✘ ozempic ✘ cocaine ✓

my building upgraded our internet 🤞

its like I crave some type of eternal and brutal punishment but I'm not exactly sure for what

im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past

love language: physical touch (fist fight)

dude that fucking *blows my vape smoke in your face* sucks i’m so sorry that happened to you

What about 5 inches and kind

Cigarettes are fine for you if you're pure of heart

life is basically about loving and accepting yourself and returning to the you before the world dimmed your light

if i was a stay at home husband id just squat by the door and whimper until my wife comes home

i think the most noble death is being so relaxed and chill that my heart rate drops to 0 and i just fall over dead

wielding my terrible cursed blade (jerking off with both hands)

i don’t care about what you’ve heard about me i’m actually worse

First pictures of the buildabear Wooloo and giant Gengar plushies

stop interrupting me when i’m scheming dude cmon don’t distract me im plotting something

don’t “look inside” yourself btw i just tried that and someone was already looking back it was so awkward

i’ve decided to start emotionally retreating from everybody just to become worse