Couldn’t be in my house neither

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

This you?

Not to be annoying, but you truly had to be there

The rest was up to you.

If I bite into a donut and there’s cheesecake inside I might start crying tears of joy, and I’m not playing.

I know it smells good as hell in there.

This… 👇👇👇👇👇

the monkey threw his hands up like “this nigga not doin shit” 😭😭😭

The right: "we aren't violent" The right:

how fast topics change when your having a good active conversation

Well butter my ass and call me a cracker cause we ain’t never used this shit for no damn soap

Imagine if this dropped today. They’d b on here calling him performative 😭😂

these erasers ain’t do shit but make the spot darker

what baby elephant?

BEING ABLE TO QUIT YOUR JOB IF YOU HATE IT.

this and a silver fridge = 2k a month 😂

nvm i figured it out